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Stages of Fullness

Last night, my family went to have a buffet with the extended family to celebrate 中秋節 (mid-autumn festival). Now, depending on ones particular mindset, the goal of a buffet is to either:

  1. Obtain maximum enjoyment for a fixed price, or
  2. Try to get as maximum value out of your initial outlay — usually via cramming as much food into the stomach as possible.

Now, the above sounds similar to the Knapsack problem, but this discussion is beyond the scope of this post. All that should be noted is that it is very rare (nigh impossible) to simultaneously satisfy both of the above two points.

What this post is concerned about, is the latter of the points — as I believe many people out there (particularly Asians) adopt the “eat your money’s worth” mentality at a buffet. Even when they’re quite satiated, they’ll keep shoveling food down just so they feel they’re getting their money’s worth.

Of course, most non-professional eaters hit rapidly diminishing returns once they reach a certain level of fullness. Beyond this point, each morsel swallowed no longer brings enjoyment — you’re simply eating for the sake of value (i.e. trying not getting ripped off as much).

Those of you who have been on gastronomic adventures with me, often hear me talking about different stages of fullness. This is simply my own metric for describing the level of fullness in a somewhat consistent manner. That way, if I tell someone that I’m “stage 3″ full, they’ll know how I’m (and more importantly, my stomach is) feeling.

The only problem is, I’ve never formally defined these different stages. And so, without further ado, I present to you — Keith’s Stages of Fullness.

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Posted by droiby on Sep 23rd 2007 | Filed in Food, Keithisms | Comments (11)

Diaphragm exercises…

A number of you probably know of my “diaphragm exercises”. You know, sometimes after eating a very large meal, and you’re feeling really full, I recommend doing the “diaphragm exercise” to try to make you feel less bloated.

For some of you, it has worked before; for the others, not so much luck. Some of you have asked me how I came up with such a ridiculous thing in the first place. Well, now that I have sufficient interest, here’s a brief history…

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Posted by droiby on May 22nd 2007 | Filed in Food, Keithisms | Comments (4)

More Keithisms…

7. (about eating too much and getting full)

“Fullness is not linear, it is logarithmic.”

8. “I win!” (said for just about everything)

Posted by bluebeary on Apr 9th 2007 | Filed in Keithisms | Comments (1)

More Keithisms…

3. (of Delta Goodrem) Who would name a kid after a greek symbol? (in a very ‘i can’t believe someone would do that’-type manner)

4. (of a marriage reception) is a night of accumulated spending

5. (of grief) is an inefficiency to adjusting to a change in status

6. “There’s no such thing as failure, you just haven’t succeeded yet.”

Posted by bluebeary on Dec 21st 2006 | Filed in Keithisms | Comments (0)

Keithisms

Sometimes, Keith says some things that I find particularly amusing. I think I’m going to start compiling these and share them with you.

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Posted by bluebeary on Jul 28th 2006 | Filed in Keithisms | Comments (0)